Rob McElhenny: The Fat Guy Beard
HAPPY NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today we salute Rob McElhenny aka Mac From It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I’m not going to lie here, if I were to have considered Mr. McElhenny for beard of the day during his first 6 season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, there was a slim chance his 5 O’clock shadow would have made it in. But this year Rob not only beefed up his calorie intake, but his beard as well. He went on a 5,000 calorie a day diet to gain the weight because, simply put, he thought it would be funny. And so far it proves to be working. But with a large stature comes a large responsibility. It’s no secret that big guys can grow big beards, and Rob wasn’t afraid to step up to the plate. He busted right out of the gate with a nice beard with a distinguished black shade to it. Not to mention a decent amount of neard that will keep him warm in these upcoming months. Ol’ Rob’s beard isn’t very clean, in fact it’s quite scraggly, but that comes with the territory. If you’re going to start acting like a fat slob all the time, you better damn well look like one. This beard has some serious potential to get out of control and if he chooses to let his character get out of control, we may be in for one hairy surprise! Rob McElhenny is a new up-and-comer in the beard world and deserves every bit of our support, and for that, we salute you.