Billy Mays: BUY THIS BEARD AND I’LL INCLUDE A SECOND ONE, FREE!!
HAPPY NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!!!! Paul Lambert here with another FANTASTIC beard! Today we honor the late great Billy Mays! This, ladies and gents is one of the cleanest cut beards I have ever seen. Unfortunately for Billy boy, the only thing he cut cleaner than his beard was his cocaine, which ultimately led to his death. But lets not harp on that, instead lets remember what a great beard this is. Great color and it’s ever so clean, plus it has some of the best selling power I’ve ever seen. Could you ever imagine this man trying to advertise Oxi-Clean without a beard? Who in the hell would buy it? Billy Mays’ beard was a large part of who he was as a salesman and most of his success can be attributed to it. He loved 3 things in life: household cleanup products, cocaine and his beard, and for that Billy Mays, we salute you.